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[22 Jul 2006|06:28pm]
[ mood | enthralled ]

finally got the free zip of psilocybin my neighbor promised me like 10 months ago.


party time
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[21 Apr 2006|10:56am]
[ mood | indescribable ]

Now, if you can imagine this, the whole world sharing one big kiss
These are thoughts all through my brain, that I daydream everyday
That I'm alive and well, and right now, I'm alive, I'm feeling...well
It's my life to live my way, so I'll keep daydreaming away
And who knows, maybe someday, it will all come true
And I will get my way, and we will live as one
What if...I close my eyes and everything will be alright
Here in my fantasy, living in harmony
Make my dream come alive
Now, if you can imagine this, the whole world sharing one big kiss
Take away the pain and hurt, make like heaven here on earth
Without reason to die, and given everlasting life for all
I'm caught up in a dream, I'm gonna wish for it all
No one's gonna tell me how, no way, this is my dream now
I'm caught up in what seems simply impossible
I ain't gonna change a thing, no way, it's my dream


I-680 crash kills Castro Valley man,
Friend booked for DUI

- Nanette Asimov, Chronicle Staff Writer


Thursday, April 20, 2006


(04-20) 12:19 PDT SAN RAMON -- A 21-year-old Castro Valley man died and his friend was injured on Interstate 680 shortly after 1 a.m. Wednesday when the Volkswagon Jetta in which they were passengers crashed into a pickup truck carrying dozens of wooden sawhorses.

The Jetta driver, 21-year-old Rasheed Hadjihabib of Castro Valley, was not hurt. He was booked at the Martinez Jail on charges of felony manslaughter and driving under the influence, said California Highway Patrol Officer John Bautista.

Bautista said Hadjihabib had been heading south on 680, just north of Alcosta Boulevard, when the accident occurred. He was carrying three passengers, all 21 years old and childhood friends.

The Jetta was traveling in the far-right lane, Bautista said, when it rear-ended a pickup truck with a bed filled with sawhorses.

"The Jetta went off to the right, down an embankment and hit some trees," Bautista said. "The pickup fishtailed, lost the sawhorses, and went off to the right and overturned down the embankment."

Bautista said the passenger in the left rear of the Jetta was killed. The Contra Costa County Coroners Office identified him as Michael Zombeck.

The other backseat passenger, Justin Ramsey of Hayward, was taken to John Muir Hospital with broken ribs, Bautista said.

The third passenger, Mathew Bichsel of Castro Valley, was unhurt.

The driver of the pickup truck, whom Bautista did not name, also was uninjured. He was alone in his vehicle.

The impact scattered about 50 sawhorses across the freeway. The CHP called a sweeper, which had the road cleared just before 4 a.m.

another good friend killed. it takes this kind of stuff to make you stop drinking and driving. the only fucked up thing is, if you don't know these people, it's not close enough to home to make you stop doing it. and rasheed killed his best friend and ruined his life.


who's next?


bye bye mikey
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[02 Mar 2006|09:03am]
[ mood | blank ]

today johnny boy would be 22 years old. at least he made it to 21, we all know that was his goal, and after that it just goes downhill anyway.


happy birthday.

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[20 Feb 2006|08:07pm]
[ mood | amused ]

happy birthday to me :]

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i can walk, it's a miracle [08 Feb 2006|10:00am]
[ mood | determined ]

yesssssss. my shin splints are gone! woohoo


and who changed my layout?

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[06 Feb 2006|09:20am]
[ mood | mellow ]

Beginning of the season predictions....haw many panned out??

FoxSports.com's Adam Schein's 2005 season predictions:
1. The Broncos will finish in the cellar in the AFC West
2. The Redskins will be a last-place team
3. Julius Jones will lead the NFL in rushing
4. The Jets will miss the playoffs
5. The Bills will play the second weekend in January
6. Kyle Boller to the postseason; Ben Roethlisberger to the Bahamas
7. Kyle Orton wins more games than Brett Favre
8. J.J. Arrington and Derrick Johnson win Rookie of the Year
9. Corey Dillon is the league MVP; Patriots go back to the Super Bowl
10. Carolina will win the Super Bowl


1. prediction: way off, the only afc west team to make it to the playoffs
2. prediction: not even close, washington won 10 games in regular season play and even beat tampa bay in the wild card. the last place team honor goes to who else but the houston texan's...duh.
3. prediction: nope, jones didn't even make the top five. the league leader in rushing was shaun alexander with 1880 yards.
4. prediction: finally the man got one right, but this was pretty broad, he had a 50-50 chance, although with last years standings he did go out on a limb.
5. prediction: nope not with an overall record of 5-11
6. prediction: haha, completely backwards, i wonder where boller actually went on vacation...?
7. prediction: yep, poor brett, my favorite qb, couldn't pull it off this year, he is getting older, but i don't want to see him leave the league.
8. prediction: nope, cadillac won this year with 1178 yards, and 6 touchdowns out of 290 carries.
9. prediction: corey dillon sucks and the patriots suck. oh yea
10.prediction: that would have been cool, i dig carolina and they were close, but no cigar. but it's okay, i liked the seahawks too, either would have been fine, too bad they lost to the damn steelers.

2 out of 10, good thing he wasn't betting money on these.

predictions for 2006 season: raiders are getting a new coach so hopefully with him, lamont jordon, randy moss and kerry collins we can at least win 5 games.

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[27 Jan 2006|10:21pm]
[ mood | sick ]

i miss johnny.

i'm bored and i want to go out. i haven't been out since i got home from vegas. i was doing well, just sitting at home. i haven't wanted to go out, which is weird for me, but ultimately a good thing. i knew i would get the itch to go, i was just hoping i could have at least held out for an entire month. i am going to try not to drink though, because when i drink i just get stupid. oh well just suck it up and do the damn thing. alright i am going to sit on the couch and twiddle my thumbs until someone drives his ass over here to pick me up.

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[16 Dec 2005|03:56am]
[ mood | crazy ]

africa was cool. i didn't hook up with aidan and i am actually glad that i didn't. we are too much like brother and sister to do so, it would have been awkward otherwise. also, new york is fun, but probably not as fun as i would have had with some people in oakley. i miss katie and bryanna and casey, and all the good times we had before i left. then there are those who can't get over the fact that i didn't want them. so they get mad and say stupid shit. i mean there is no other explaination for their hissy fits. really why else would they try to degrade other people the way they do?? it's just pathetic on their part.

i am going to tell a little story: there was this one chick who one day made a really huge mistake, but it was not only her fault. there was one other person involved. her cousin then cheated on her boyfriend. but this one chick, who was extremely loyal to her cousin's boyfriend told the boyfriend that her cousin was a bitch and that she cheated on him. even though she was the one who was honest, the cousin's boyfriend still was going to tell the couisin that it was she who told him in the first place. the chick then reveald her secret to her cousin's boyfriend even though she knew the consequences of that action, though she thought it would help her. the boyfriend then promised the chick that he would never reveal the truth, telling her that their friendship meant that much to him. fastforward about 5 days, when cousins boyfriend decides to betray chicks trust and tell about 4 people, all who turn against her as a result. chick talks to all that boyfriend told and they all tell her not to worry although they were mad at first they still love her and don't care that it happend. fastforward about 3 weeks, one day boyfriend decides to get mad at chick. she thinks it's because she starts to like boyfriends friend, but can't be sure because all the boys are too much of pussy's to tell her. then one night she gets accused of making out with one of their friends, even though apparently there is no evidence of such encounter, everyone jsut beleives she is capable of it, so without even batting an eyelash it HAS to be true. so for the next few months chick is unfairly denied access to her favorite people, only because they suck ass and can't give her the benefit of the doubt. one day she re-enters said group because there are a few people that think she is cool. i know how does that seem possible? but alas it is true. anyway, she tries hard to get people to regain their trust in her, and at about the time she thinks she is succeeding she reads things that hurt her feelings so bad she just wishes that she had never even met the person in the first place. she just wishes that certain people knew how much their words got to her, and how much she wishes that they would grow up and stop thinking baout her all together, because if they did it would make life that much easier.

i would just like to say that there are a lot of things chick wishes she hadn't done in life, but you being a douche bag to her is not going to change anything, and if you don't want her to kick your ass because beleive me she has just as many "rage blackouts" as you do than fucking stop it, becauase contrary to popular belief, you are not cool, and in the end your shit talking, condescending attitude will get you hurt. so get fucked.


i love story time. and can't wait to be back home, even if home means i have to be around hypocrites. don't worry, i won't talk to you unless provoked.

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sarah's got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedle ee dee [21 Nov 2005|10:44am]
[ mood | anxious ]

so...

sometimes you just do shit that makes you wanna go what the fuck? haha, oh well. i remember the action and where it took place, but what i do not recall is why it happend or how or who started it. let's just chalk it up to spite. spite towards spy squirrel, and NEVER talk about it again, thanks.

good weekend, it was a hoot, and a great way to spend my last few days in the country.

friday: alex's sisters. lots of alcohol. then san ramon with foxy and jason. really boring, no peewee, must go back to antioch. arrive to find casey and bryanna gone, and talking to katie is a fruitless effort as she is arguing with tim in the car. crap. so i go inside and find alex, mason, joseph, turtle and alex's sister's husband(?) sitting around the table. what is the fascination with boobs, honestly!? so i am recruited (as the only 21 year old) to go buy more alc, luckily jason and foxy are on their way to utilize my services. so i buy a 12 pack of heiny and then we go to dennys. we were loud and obnoxious, and i had fun. alex drove my car, so i had a beer in the back seat. next thing i knew we were dropping people off and headed to a party at roller's over the storage place again. the one lone apartment. haha, weird. i passed out on turtle. snored. then passed out in the car on the way to turtle's.

saturday: woke up. went to red lobster. turtle taught me how to do the crabs. went to bryanna's. turtle, bryanna, johnny glock and i went tanning, and to look at puppies. good times. went to tim's, but he was busy in the shower if you know what i mean. dropped off glock, picked up joseph, retardedly left my car in the care of turtle and joseph while i showered with bryanna. haha, that sounds sexual. then off to the mall to pick up a dress. then to joseph's and the scenic trip we took to food max. we bought $120 worth or alcohol and cheese and stupidly forgot the wine. so we had to go back. so the party started out pretty fun, but didn't get good until howie and crestin came over. joseph, howie, crestin and i started the party, and it progressed to nick, tim, and squish. let the good times roll; literally. then car music sesh with the boys and then to bed.
i will repeat: good weekend, good send off.

weekend stats:
# of drinks i spilled: 3
# of thizzle madness i took: 4
# of people who were not me that drove my car: 5
# of headrubs i distributed: 5
# of minutes spent tanning: 8 (shut up i'm white)
# of $'s i spent on drugs and alcohol: 381.59
getting crunk and doing stupid, but fun shit: priceless

leaving tomorrow. yay.

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i wAnt to tAlk to sAmpson [14 Nov 2005|08:35pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

my name is sarah and i'm a P I M P. alright i'm not, but i should be. yea yea.

that is my new lame song. i have had ring of fire, and the sunday (yea that's right sunday, not even monday)night football theme song in my head all day today. why god why???

so i got drunk yesterday with my dad at the raider game. we had a blast, but he kept calling me bitch. "go get us some beers, bitch." what a goober.

my friend cook is home from iraq right now, i think we are going to have to go out and get crunk this week before he leaves. yes good plan.

i have to go talk to my recruiter tomorrow, or sometime this week so he can brief me for my trip out of the country. i guess i am one of those "high risk" soldiers that could get arrested really easily. i call it "high fun." i guess others don't see it that way. and i am going to see if i can get the rules bent a little because i want to go get a tattoo. i have been itching to get a few for a while now and i don't want to wait until after basic.

i just spent $200 at bestbuy today. i bought seasons 1 and 2 of nip/tuck, season 2 of the O.C. and season 5 of dawson's creek. i went to buy season 10 of friends only but apparently it isn't out on dvd yet. i am obbsessed with buying tv on dvd. i want to go watch one of the shows, but i am waiting for jimmy to call and i don't know when he gets off of work. damn it.

good weekend that just passed.

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[08 Nov 2005|01:39am]
remember the titans?
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[08 Nov 2005|01:34am]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]

i was in the mood and now i am not. damn those boys who brought free weed. ruined EVERYBODIES night. uhhhh. i am tired and drunk and t is hard to type on lj, but myspace is pulling up too slow so i have to pass the time. cuz what time is it Turtle? "Myspace time." yes stop looking at me like that.

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[06 Nov 2005|01:58pm]
[ mood | haha, look at how fat i got: ]

oh noooooooooooo. the steelers are winning. they shall never beat my favorite player brett favre, never.

i think i am going to puke, i consumed copious amounts of taco bell today. i think that is the culprit. it could be from the 12 pack i drank last night, but who knows.

pretty sweet party. saw a few people i haven't seen since high school. and saw a lot of people i see almost every weekend. but i did get to see croghan and i haven't seen him in like 2 months. we argued over who has the best tivo and then decided they were both the same and called a truce. drunk people in castro can be overly friendly though.

then there was mike. so many mixed signals, i am giving up on that one. even though that's the fun of it. haha. crazy mixed up world.

greg keeps coming down from pleasanton lately. but i think last night between mike and jake randomly coming on to me throughout the night he was feeling slightly inferior. oh well, i am done with that fasho, but it can be fun making him jealous sometimes. all in good fun though.

i am excited to see aidan. it's been almost a year, i wonder if things will still be the same. jake warned me not to bring back aids. i don't think that will be a problem. haha, what a weirdo.

mi familia left today for socal and i will be all alone until tuesday...what to do, what to do? i'm sure i will stumble upon something devious. oh yea, except for the fact that my car overheated today and i am retarded when it comes to broken cars, i guess i am housebound unless i find my brothers keys.

i am excited for wednesday, it's bubba's birthday, yay! he is finally 21 and we are going to celebrate with every alcohol on the market. no wine allowed. it's bubba, we all saw that coming.

so i am going to watch that movie about the end of the world tonight, because i want to compare it to the real end. i feel it's important to know if life really does imitate art.

oakley next weekend. i miss my chunkle and meegsey.

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fliggitygookgook [01 Nov 2005|05:42pm]
[ mood | amused ]

does anyone else find the fact that frank the goat is covered with a sheet and is a ghost for halloween? i find it hilarious

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a little skit for the masses [29 Oct 2005|09:57pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

kenny sing to the table: "ooooooh the life of a sperm, da da da doo doo..."
shaun to ken: "no you can't sing the sperm song!"
kenny: "awwwwwwww"
shaun to kenny: "this is what you get for missing that sensitivity training last week at work"

ken p to april: "who were those people sitting in your seats at the raider game last sunday?"
april to ken p: "what game, oh yea, that was juan."
dean to anyone who will listen: "juan, i think that's mexican"
::everyone ignores dean::
april to ken p: "i work with juan, i sold him the tickets"
ken p to april: "ahh, he smelled bad"
april to ken p: "nooooo, he doesn't smell bad, he's fun?!"
sarah to april: "well he can still smell bad and be a fun person"
kenny to sarah: "nah uh, he's not french!"
sarah to shaun about kenny's last comment: "oh so you let him spew racial slurs, but he isn't allowed to sing about sperm?"
shaun to sarah: "i grew up in the south"
kenny to sarah: "yea you cracker-ass cracker!"

these people are over 40.

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who ya gonna call? ghostbusters! [27 Oct 2005|11:54am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about a ring and all the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and all the things that come along with
Make me
You make me

Before anything became between us
You were like my best friend
The one I used to run and talk to
When me and my girl was having problems
You used to say it would be okay
Suggest little nice things that I should do
And when I go home at night and lay my head down
All I seem to think about was you
And how you make me wanna

You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about a ring and all the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and all the things that come along with
Make me
You make me

Now what's bad is you're the one that hooked us up
Knowing it should have been you
And what's sad is that I love her but I'm falling for you
What should I do
Should I tell my baby bye-bye
Should I do exactly what I feel inside
Cause I, I don't wanna go, don't need to stay
But I really need to get it together

You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about a ring and all the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and all the things that come along with
Make me
You make me

At this point the situation's out of control
I never meant to hurt her
But I gotta let her go
And she may not understand it
Why all of this is going on
I tried, I tried to fight it
But the feeling's just too strong

You make me wanna
You make me wanna


yay usher! ahaha, i have a stereo in my car again, and the first song that comes on when i turn it on is you make me wanna. damn this is such a good song. i love to jump all over furniture and sing into the remote control when it comes on usually, but i was stuck in the car so i had to sing into my phone and was not able to jump onto my seats :( but alas, i did have a mighty fine time. i got a thing to hook up my ipod to my car, so i have to check and see if usher is on that.

i hate people. ha, not really, but i wish i did it would be so much easier. everyone's a damn hypocrite. there are about 5 people that a need a good hard punch to the face today, because they are pieces of shit that think they are too good for everyone, but in reality they are just as bad if not worse than everyone else out there, but i digress. not that they can read this anyway. this was supposed to be a happy entry about jumping on things and boogying. yes i said boogy. oh well either way. to those who have a problem with me: get fucked. to everyone else: i am soo excited for halloween, can't wait to party! woohoo
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yo ho a pirates life for me [26 Oct 2005|09:22am]
[ mood | hungry ]

so i go to santa cruz this past weekend and shits goin' aight. rocking out in my skivvies as I am the one and only Joel Goodson, Risky Business anyone? as the fiesta wears on, so does my penchant for the hardy margarita. copious amounts of tequila later I end up back at my friend Geno's palace of an apartment where we decide to drink a case of bud on the roof. As a pirate I am trained to keep a keen eye on anything that looks like treasure, and whilst the party wears on the roof I discover an abandoned bonfire on the beach. I gather me maties and we head on over to check out the scene. we gather around the fire only to find a bum, and high tide. it's coo. I go check out the water to make sure it a good temperature or some shit, and I am followed by Dan Finlay. this is a kid that in Junior year of highschool used to torment me in US history class. He would think of new ways to try and kill me before the year was up. One of my personal faves was that he was going to stick a sharpened pencil in my eye and watch me bleed slowly to death on my desk. weird kid fasho. anyway, at the bonfire I got leveled out by my friend Stacey, who decided it would be fun to tackle me. needless to say she almost killed me, she basically passed out on top of me and it took all 4 of the boys to get her off me. I really though the two of us were going to have to sleep down at the beach that night. fortunately that was not the case.


so next day Stacey drives us home and on the way we stop at Campbell, this town a little outside of San Jose, because I have wicked hangover munchies, and the only cure seems to be McDonalds. I order 1 double cheesburger, 1 fry, 1 big mac, 1 filet of fish and 1 chicken mcnugg. now i am not the sort of person to get mcnuggs, and after this experience i may never get them again. so i sit down in the "restaurant" to enjoy my nuggets because stacey cannot eat and drive. i pick up my first nugget and to my dismay there is a black hair chillin in the box. not one to complain, I set them aside and pray the rest of my shit is not contaminated. Stacey being the saver of all food grabs my shit and goes to get me some new nuggs. pleased with her decision I sit quietly at the table anticipating her return with my new box of what may as well be gold. she hands me my food and I pick up my first nugget to reveal what can only be described as a golden piece straight out of the pubic patch. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I mean I can understand on two different occasions being surprised with hair, but not two boxes, one right after the other.


moral, check your nuggets before consumption.

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...and she was terminally pretty [25 Oct 2005|12:37pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

i am feeling quite ambitious today.


i really feel like learning german, at least a few phrases would be cool. it seems like such a hard language to grasp, but it would probably be fulfilling. yea that's it, fulfilling..


and the drums; i have always wanted to play. never had any sticks though. my brother caught some that the drummer of whitesnake threw into the crowd at the concert, but he never lets me touch them. oh well. if i get my own then maybe i'll play. i wonder how much a pair of sticks cost.


skydiving. my next endeavor. when i find 300 dollars and someone who wants to make the 2 hour drive with me then i will jump out of a plane. squishface mentioned something about that so maybe i'll give him a call.


i also want to get a new tire. my dad is supposed to get me a free one. he is playing internet poker though and it takes him a lot to move away from the comp. but as soon as we get the tire which will hopefully happen in the next 20 minutes, then i am going to go to best buy and have them re-install my stock stereo, i feel that after not having one for about 6 months, i am ready to once again rock out in the car. not that i didn't have a good time when mason and nick and timbo and joseph used to sing for me, but i really feel it's time for the real thing.


in other news i purchased my tickets to new york and south africa, respectively, and will be departing for my much needed adventure on November 22nd and will return December 24th. One month of coolness, i really need to get away again. woohoo. and i think the fam is taking a week long snowboarding trip at the beginning of january. we are going to whistler, that should be fun, last time i was in canada it was only for a night, albeit a very fun night, but only one, nonetheless. then vegas for a week after that, for some much needed debauchery, then off to basic. yikes.

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raiders lost, but i scored [17 Oct 2005|09:32am]
[ mood | geeky ]

once again:

i hate kerry collins, even when the raiders win, i hate him.


anyway, so i am at the raider game yesterday, and my dad starts telling my cousin jon about this one time jon's dad (the canary asada guy), jon's uncle tony, and my dad were driving in down town hayward. they were driving down the street, when a possum runs across the road in front of their car. they stop to let it cross and tony decides to get out the car. he runs after the possum with his arms up yelling trying to catch it. the possum runs for a bit then turns around and puts it's paws up like a cat and hisses at him. tony stops scared for a moment and then realizes that he, being a few feet taller, can take on this possum so he runs at it again with the intent to kick the darn thing down the street. my dad says, "he was ready to punt this fucker through the field goals of life." hahaahahhahahahahahahahaaaa. that was funny.

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [11 Oct 2005|07:31pm]
[ mood | content ]

i had the weirdest night the other night.

against my better judgement i was talked into going to a bar with my friend stacey to meet her new "boyfriend". we went, he was a no show. i was planning on being home that night by 10 because i was pretty tired from fleet week, but i ended up staying out until 1:30.

everything was going fine, but i made the mistake of caking on my makeup because my boobs got sunburned exactly the same way they did at warped tour (i never learn), and my face looked really washed out by the redness of my chest. i loaded the bronzer on my face, and in the light i looked like i could be in an ad discouraging people from buying make-up, but i guess in the light of the bar i looked alright. a little too alright if you ask the 7 guys that mauled me that night. it was insanity actually, but stacey finally told them all i was a lesbian to get them off of me. this worked by to my chagrin it attracted this girl. i had seen her there earlier and i had thought she looked familiar, but it wasn't until she came to me and said she remembered me from high school that i actually could place her. after this brief moment of rememberance, she did what any girl would do to another girl that she hadn't seen in a really long time: she stuck her tongue down my throat! i was completely taken aback. i have only made out with two chicks in my life, both imeasureably hotter than myself, and both just out of drunken fun. now this girl, who was not so hot, and was a little bit more creepy than drunk, was not someone i would ever engage with. now i know your thinking, how did someone just kiss you without you being able to stop it? well i guess when you are a girl, you are always on gaurd when it comes to guys, but you never think chicks are going to jump you. haha, it was weird, i left shortly after, but not before i could meet my neighbors. these guys are all about 2 years older than me, and then there was one dad, they were shocked to learn that i had been living on the same street as them for the last 16 years and we had never met. well they invited me to hang out with them, and apparently they are more than willing to supply me with any party enhancers neccessary. i guess they have a shit load of free weed, which i have no reason to take advantage of, but they also said they can get me shrooms any time i wanted. i just about went to heaven. but now i have to get the nerve to walk down the street to their house. no biggie, they loved me when they were drunk, i hope to charm them sober as well. time to go eat jello. i love jello.

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